how to seduce me:
- deposit 5000 dollars in my bank account
- dont talk to me
DONT FUCKING REVIVE THIS ANCIENT DISCOURSE
but Henry infinite chocolate
tumblr:
me:
I sat here… like an absolute dumbass…
im sorry I can’t be her
Here’s the new definitive Smash Bros ranking
i respect this but as a Kirby main what would he be
Am I forreal going dyslexic bc I can’t understand what this means...
obituary
Wig
Sometimes you just look at your mutuals tagged/me and think “fuck me” and that’s valid
im losing my mind….shes jus a lil baby…
She’s oiling!
Sea otters have oil glands in their cheeks, and the vigorous rubbing is how they extract the oil, which then forms a layer on top of their fur.
(And yes, she is adorable).
this bitch got a skincare routine! she is THRIVIN!
*desperately needs social interaction*
*isolates from everyone*